27 August 2014

Quotes from "The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith"

Registrar: Good afternoon, everyone, I'm the Superintendent Registrar. We are here today to witness the marriage of Sarah Jane Smith and Peter Anthony Dalton. In each other's company they have found happiness, fulfilment and love, and they wish to affirm their relationship with this marriage. Now, I have to ask this question. If any person can show just cause or impediment why they may not be joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
The Doctor: (Runs in) Stop this wedding now!

Clyde: But where is this? What's happened to the rest of the world?
K-9: Our present location: nowhere, no-when.

The Doctor: (to Luke, Clyde and Rani) Here's the answer to all your questions. Yes, that was the Trickster. Yes, we're trapped. Yes, I'm the only one who can get us out of the trap. Yes, I'm gonna bring Sarah Jane (points at Rani) and your mum and dad and all the others back safe, but I can't do any of it without you.
Clyde: You...need us?
The Doctor: Just like Sarah Jane needs you.
Rani: But my Mum and Dad, where are they?
Luke: Just go along with him running. I saw him save the world.
The Doctor: You helped me save the world, Lukey boy! Right. Come on. We can use the TARDIS. I assume everyone knows what the TARDIS is. Unless you really were not paying attention. And...Allons-y! 

Clyde: We've met the Trickster before, but we've never actually found out who he is.
The Doctor: The Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe. Forever trying to break into our reality, manifest himself. He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.
Clyde: That's a good name for a band.
The Doctor: Actually, not bad. He's in eternal exile. He exists to wreak havoc.

Sarah Jane: Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you?
The Doctor: I don't know. I hope not.
Sarah Jane: Bye Doctor. Until next time.
The Doctor: Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: No-one's ever going to forget you.

(Luke, Rani and Clyde are inside the TARDIS together with Sarah Jane and The Doctor) 
Sarah Jane: You came all that way for me?
The Doctor: You're so important. Not just to me. The Trickster wanted to end your story, but it goes on. The things you've done, Sarah, they're pretty impressive, but, oh, the things you're gonna do.
Luke: The future. How about we could go for a ride?
Clyde: Or back to, to the dinosaurs, yeah?
Rani: Another planet?
Sarah Jane: No way! For one thing, you were grounded by the Judoon, and your parents would never forgive me!

The Doctor: Sarah!
Rani: Sarah Jane. She doesn't like being called Sarah.
The Doctor: She does by me.

The Doctor: (to The Trickster) You look better in black. Or is white the new black?

(the group end up back in the wedding room) 
Rani: How did we end up here again?
Clyde: It's a spatial loop mixed up with a temporal.
Rani: How did you work that one out?
Clyde: Well, we've been doing this for a while now. I have taken notes.

Clyde: I hope you're as good as Sarah Jane says you are.
The Doctor: Well, you know journalists, always exaggerating, but yeah, I'm pretty amazing on a good day.

20 August 2014

Quotes from "The Mad Woman in the Attic"

Clyde: Oh no, I seem to have left a really important book at Rani's house. (Pause) You're not gonna ask what book?
Luke: There isn't one. It's a trick to see if there's a clue over there.
Clyde: Lukey boy, you're learning.

Sarah Jane: I knew I should have brought Luke, he moans less than you.
Clyde: Yeah, I run faster though.

Sarah Jane: I'm sorry.
Rani: What for?
Sarah Jane: Maybe you were right to tell Sam. I spent so many years alone, I still find it difficult to trust people, but you know, they're not all out to get us and sometimes I forget that. Sometimes visitors to this world just need a friend.

K-9: Greetings, Mr Smith
Mr Smith: K-9, it's good to see you, will you be staying here now?
K-9: Affirmative
Mr Smith: (sarcastically) Oh, good.

Clyde: Sarah Jane's got this metal dog and he's trapped in this space void dimension thing stopping Earth being sucked up by a black hole.
Ship: That is rather...improbable.
Clyde: It's brilliant.
Sarah Jane: (on the phone) K-9 I'm in a spaceship under a beach on the south coast.
Sam: Yeah improbable's the word.

Sarah Jane: Mr Smith I need you
Mr Smith: Yes, Sarah Jane?
Sarah Jane: Oh well actually for once it's not you I need, I need K-9
Mr Smith: Your robot dog.
Sarah Jane: That's the one, patch me through Mr Smith.

(facing the mirror)
Rani: I'm going to end up like that, an old woman, alone. I could feel it I was
Old Rani: so lonely. I saw this, I saw this future, my future and I told myself I
Rani: won't let that happen!
Old Rani: Whatever I do I won't become
Rani: like that. I'm not going to be alone.
Old Rani: But it happened.
Adam: How?
Old Rani: Because of what I did.

Happy Birthday, Sylvester!

Happy Birthday, Sylvester McCoy!


13 August 2014

Quotes from "Prisoner of the Judoon"

Sarah Jane: Humans don't matter, under the articles of the Shadow Proclamation we barely exist; too primitive.
Clyde: You know a planet could start to get a complex.

Clyde: So what was that? A meteor or a comet or something really cool, please tell me it was something cool.
Luke: A body entering the Earth's atmosphere generates temperatures in excess of 1600 degrees centigrade. No way was it something cool, Clyde.
Clyde: Yeah, yeah, still got a long way to go with that humour thing, my young padawan.

Tybo: (regarding Androvax) Prisoner was secured. I do not answer to humans.
Sarah Jane: You crashed and let some creature that has already destroyed 12 planets loose on our world. I think you answer to all of us, Captain Tybo.

Rani: Think! What would Luke do?
Clyde: I don't know. I get by on good looks and one liners. I'm not supposed to understand all this techie stuff.
Rani: Yeah, I know you're the cool one but cool isn't much help right now.

(Haresh tries to pick the lock on a door)
Gita: Haresh my love, don't take this the wrong way, but you're more like Jamie Oliver then James Bond.
Haresh: What's that supposed to mean?
Gita: Well, you're more suited to piccalilli then picking locks, aren't you?

06 August 2014

Quotes from "From Raxacoricofallapatorius With Love"

Sarah Jane: You may have the upper hand, but I've still got my Sonic Lipstick.
Ranius Slitheen: Whatever next? The bionic blusher?

Ranius Slitheen: How could you do this to me? You're just a woman and a bunch of kids!
Sarah Jane: Yes, you're right, that's exactly what we are. And we protect this planet from an attic in Ealing! Remember that, on your way out.

Sarah Jane: ...and it's goodnight from him.

03 August 2014