29 October 2014

Quotes from "Lost in Time"

Rani: What is it we're looking for?
Sarah Jane: Haven't the foggiest, but I'll know when I see it.
Clyde: That's what my mum says when she's dragging me around Primark.

Sarah Jane: The shop's owner, Mr. Smalley, who refused to give his age, said he saw a creature twelve feet tall, with huge fangs and red eyes.
Clyde: What are we up against, the Gruffalo?

Queen Jane: It must be hard for you, being so far from home.
Rani: Especially if you knew how far away home really is.

Clyde: (to the Nazis) People like you disgust me. You hate and you fear anyone who isn't the same as you. But we're British, and we will fight you every step of the way. And in the end, though it'll cost lives, lots of lives, we'll crush you all.

15 October 2014

Quotes from "The Empty Planet"

Haresh: I really loved school.
Rani: Yeah, so much you never left.

Rani: It's so good to see you. I thought I was going mad.
Clyde: If we are, we're both going mad together.

Clyde: I don't like countdowns. There's never anything good at the end of a countdown except... new years, and even that's rubbish! I'm sorry, I'm scared. I make stupid jokes when I'm scared.
Rani: Really? I never noticed...

08 October 2014

Quotes from "Death of the Doctor"

Tia: I'm sorry, but it's my solemn duty to inform you that your friend, the Doctor, is dead.
Clyde: Don't be stupid.
Rani: He can't be.
Tia: Last Sunday, 1700 hours, the body of a Time Lord was returned to the Earth. UNIT scientists have checked the DNA results and it's definitely him. I'm sorry, Miss Smith, for your loss. Sorry for the whole wide world because...he's gone. The Doctor's gone. He's dead.

Rani: Um, so, who else is coming?
Tia: Well, it's all been a bit of a rush. The Brigadier's stranded in Peru and Miss Shaw can't make it back from the moon base until Sunday.
Clyde: You've got a moon base? Oh, man. I am running out of reactions.

Sarah Jane: Doctor?
Rani: That's the Doctor?
Jo: What doctor? The Doctor? My Doctor?
Sarah Jane: Yeah, well, he can change his face.
Jo: Well, I know, but into a baby's?
The Doctor: Oi! Imagine it from my point of view. Last time I saw you, Jo Grant, you were what, 21, 22? It's like someone baked you.

The Doctor: Ah yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the fifteenth Funeral Fleet. I've been looking for you. Have you been telling people I'm dead?
Shansheeth: I apologise. The death notice was released a little too soon. Though I can rectify this... immediately! (blasts the Doctor with red energy) I'm so sorry for your loss, Doctor. Rest in peace!

Rani: Do you think there's lots of Jo Grants out there? You know, like the Doctor's old companions?
Sarah Jane: I do a little research, sometimes.
Clyde: What'd you Google? TARDIS?
Sarah Jane: Hey, it works.

Santiago: It's exactly like you said. You live over there, and you're...
Clyde: Just down there on the left.
Santiago: You save the world, and you just... come home.
Rani: Thing is, maybe you could do with a bit of that. See, we're fighting the Slitheen and the Trickster, and you're fighting oil barons and factories. But at the end of the day, who's waiting for you?
Clyde: I think you should start another protest, mate. Except this time, at your mum and dad. Or they might find that relations with Santiago get decidedly "Chile". (Santiago and Rani laugh) Let's pretend I never said that.
Rani: That was horrific.
Clyde: I'm ashamed of myself.

Jo: So, you've been watching me? All this time?
The Doctor: No. Because you're right. I don't look back. I can't. But the last time I was dying, I looked back on all of you. Every single one. And I was so proud.
Jo: It really is you. Isn't it?
The Doctor: Hello.

(after swapping places with the Doctor a fourth time) 
Clyde: I'm getting space-sick.

The Doctor: I'm travelling with Amy now, and Rory. They got married, so I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet, which isn't what you'd think; It's not a planet for a honeymoon, it's a planet on its honeymoon. Married an asteroid.

Sarah Jane: Echoes of The Doctor, all over the world. With friends like us... He's never going to die, is he?

01 October 2014

Quotes from "The Vault of Secrets"

Rani: Why would aliens keep newspaper clippings about UFOs?
Clyde: ETs with big egos?

Ocean Waters: We're BURPSS.
Sarah Jane: Ooh. Well, better out then in, they say.

Gita: These are my my friends, Ocean and Minty.
Clyde: Sounds like a type of toothpaste.

Androvax: Somewhere there is a new planet for the Veil, a new home. It is the legacy of Androvax: A new beginning, a second genesis. 

(Androvax takes over Sarah Jane's body)
Androvax: Hello again, old friend.

Gita: My dreams are never normally this exciting, except when George Clooney pops round for tea!