Sarah: (On K-9) What's he doing up there?
Luke: He's backing up the Bodleian Library. The whole lot. He wouldn't come back with me.
Mr Smith: Oh, good. Ness me, what a terrible shame.
(Luke returns home and goes to his bedroom but finds it now Sky's Room)
Luke: Oh. Right, yeah. Not my room any more.
Lionel Carson: I pulled rank. To impress my grandchildren, I think. I've met the great Mister Serf. I leave the technical stuff to you young people. I can't abide computers. Nothing wrong with a typewriter, says I.
Sky: What's a typewriter?
Lionel Carson: Goodness me. Make me feel even more old-fashioned, why don't you?
Mr Smith: (Deceivering a message) Grab Harrison's P E N. Full stop.
Clyde: Never been so glad to see a full stop.
(Sky is typing the words for Serf to say)
Luke: Remember, he's American.
Joseph Serf: Yee-haw! As I woke up, put my grits on the griddle, I thought, gee, what a cotton picking day to launch a new computer.
Luke: What? What? You've been watching Toy Story again.
Showing posts with label Sarah Jane Smith. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Jane Smith. Show all posts
03 December 2014
19 November 2014
Quotes from "Sky"
Sarah Jane Smith: (Finding a baby on her doorstep) What the- (Searches around her house for someone before taking the baby inside. To the infant...) Why would anyone leave you on a stranger's doorstep?
(The infant starts to cry, causing a power outage in the neighborhood.)
(Sarah Jane and Rani run after a man in the junkyard)
Professor Rivers: Wait for me! I'm in Wellingtons!
Rani Chandra: (On the phone) They're still not answering.
Sarah Jane Smith: Come on! (To Rivers) Thank you, Celeste!
Professor Rivers: My pleasure! Oh, and be careful.
Sarah Jane Smith: Never careful. (Whips out her sonic lipstick) Always prepared!
(Sarah Jane and Rani leave as Professor Rivers take her own lipstick out)
Professor Rivers: Zap! Zap, zap!
Miss Myers: My name is Miss Myers.
Clyde Langer: That doesn't sound like much of an alien name.
Miss Myers: We don't spell it the same way.
Sarah Jane: After all my adventures, the last thing I expected was a family. And that's been the most amazing adventure of all.
Sarah Jane: Is there anything more beautiful then a star-filled sky? As a child, I would dream of what might be up there, but never imagined that one day I might find out. The fiery rings of Colabria, interstellar lightning across the Vohiden horizon. I've seen the death of worlds and the birth of stars. so many wonderful sights, and things to terrify, even here on Earth, because, although it's easy to forget, we're a part of the universe too, and we're really not alone. Sometimes, the most amazing people and creatures can find their way to Earth, and so can the most terrifying.
Sarah Jane: Old investigative reporter's superstition; Never break in the same way twice.
Sarah Jane: The most wonderful thing about the universe is that there's always something more amazing to come.
Sarah Jane: Of all the terrible things I've seen, I've never known anything as hideous as using a child as a bomb!
Mr Smith: Biologically, Sky appears to be a healthy twelve-year-old child.
Sky: Twelve? Is that a good age?
Rani: Well, until the spots start
(Sarah Jane and Rani run after a man in the junkyard)
Professor Rivers: Wait for me! I'm in Wellingtons!
Rani Chandra: (On the phone) They're still not answering.
Sarah Jane Smith: Come on! (To Rivers) Thank you, Celeste!
Professor Rivers: My pleasure! Oh, and be careful.
Sarah Jane Smith: Never careful. (Whips out her sonic lipstick) Always prepared!
(Sarah Jane and Rani leave as Professor Rivers take her own lipstick out)
Professor Rivers: Zap! Zap, zap!
Miss Myers: My name is Miss Myers.
Clyde Langer: That doesn't sound like much of an alien name.
Miss Myers: We don't spell it the same way.
Sarah Jane: After all my adventures, the last thing I expected was a family. And that's been the most amazing adventure of all.
Sarah Jane: Is there anything more beautiful then a star-filled sky? As a child, I would dream of what might be up there, but never imagined that one day I might find out. The fiery rings of Colabria, interstellar lightning across the Vohiden horizon. I've seen the death of worlds and the birth of stars. so many wonderful sights, and things to terrify, even here on Earth, because, although it's easy to forget, we're a part of the universe too, and we're really not alone. Sometimes, the most amazing people and creatures can find their way to Earth, and so can the most terrifying.
Sarah Jane: Old investigative reporter's superstition; Never break in the same way twice.
Sarah Jane: The most wonderful thing about the universe is that there's always something more amazing to come.
Sarah Jane: Of all the terrible things I've seen, I've never known anything as hideous as using a child as a bomb!
Mr Smith: Biologically, Sky appears to be a healthy twelve-year-old child.
Sky: Twelve? Is that a good age?
Rani: Well, until the spots start
16 November 2014
12 November 2014
Quotes from "Goodbye, Sarah Jane Smith"
Rani: When was the last time you took a holiday? A proper holiday?
Sarah Jane: Oh no, I love my work! I don't need one.
Rani: When was the last time?
Sarah Jane: Look, I can't put a sign on the dark side of the moon: "Ooh no, don't invade this week, 'cause old Smith, she's on her hols"!
Mr Smith: So, I take it the combined effects of myself and K9 were satisfactory?
Sarah Jane: You called him K9.
Mr Smith: He's not so bad after all. I've met worse.
K9: It is an equitable arrangement.
Clyde: Get a room, boys.
Ruby: I need to feed. I can't help the way I am.
Sarah Jane: Yeah, but you didn't have to enjoy it so much.
Sarah Jane: Oh no, I love my work! I don't need one.
Rani: When was the last time?
Sarah Jane: Look, I can't put a sign on the dark side of the moon: "Ooh no, don't invade this week, 'cause old Smith, she's on her hols"!
Mr Smith: So, I take it the combined effects of myself and K9 were satisfactory?
Sarah Jane: You called him K9.
Mr Smith: He's not so bad after all. I've met worse.
K9: It is an equitable arrangement.
Clyde: Get a room, boys.
Ruby: I need to feed. I can't help the way I am.
Sarah Jane: Yeah, but you didn't have to enjoy it so much.
29 October 2014
Quotes from "Lost in Time"
Rani: What is it we're looking for?
Sarah Jane: Haven't the foggiest, but I'll know when I see it.
Clyde: That's what my mum says when she's dragging me around Primark.
Sarah Jane: The shop's owner, Mr. Smalley, who refused to give his age, said he saw a creature twelve feet tall, with huge fangs and red eyes.
Clyde: What are we up against, the Gruffalo?
Queen Jane: It must be hard for you, being so far from home.
Rani: Especially if you knew how far away home really is.
Clyde: (to the Nazis) People like you disgust me. You hate and you fear anyone who isn't the same as you. But we're British, and we will fight you every step of the way. And in the end, though it'll cost lives, lots of lives, we'll crush you all.
Sarah Jane: Haven't the foggiest, but I'll know when I see it.
Clyde: That's what my mum says when she's dragging me around Primark.
Sarah Jane: The shop's owner, Mr. Smalley, who refused to give his age, said he saw a creature twelve feet tall, with huge fangs and red eyes.
Clyde: What are we up against, the Gruffalo?
Queen Jane: It must be hard for you, being so far from home.
Rani: Especially if you knew how far away home really is.
Clyde: (to the Nazis) People like you disgust me. You hate and you fear anyone who isn't the same as you. But we're British, and we will fight you every step of the way. And in the end, though it'll cost lives, lots of lives, we'll crush you all.
15 October 2014
Quotes from "The Empty Planet"
Haresh: I really loved school.
Rani: Yeah, so much you never left.
Rani: It's so good to see you. I thought I was going mad.
Clyde: If we are, we're both going mad together.
Clyde: I don't like countdowns. There's never anything good at the end of a countdown except... new years, and even that's rubbish! I'm sorry, I'm scared. I make stupid jokes when I'm scared.
Rani: Really? I never noticed...
Rani: Yeah, so much you never left.
Rani: It's so good to see you. I thought I was going mad.
Clyde: If we are, we're both going mad together.
Clyde: I don't like countdowns. There's never anything good at the end of a countdown except... new years, and even that's rubbish! I'm sorry, I'm scared. I make stupid jokes when I'm scared.
Rani: Really? I never noticed...
08 October 2014
Quotes from "Death of the Doctor"
Tia: I'm sorry, but it's my solemn duty to inform you that your friend, the Doctor, is dead.
Clyde: Don't be stupid.
Rani: He can't be.
Tia: Last Sunday, 1700 hours, the body of a Time Lord was returned to the Earth. UNIT scientists have checked the DNA results and it's definitely him. I'm sorry, Miss Smith, for your loss. Sorry for the whole wide world because...he's gone. The Doctor's gone. He's dead.
Rani: Um, so, who else is coming?
Tia: Well, it's all been a bit of a rush. The Brigadier's stranded in Peru and Miss Shaw can't make it back from the moon base until Sunday.
Clyde: You've got a moon base? Oh, man. I am running out of reactions.
Sarah Jane: Doctor?
Rani: That's the Doctor?
Jo: What doctor? The Doctor? My Doctor?
Sarah Jane: Yeah, well, he can change his face.
Jo: Well, I know, but into a baby's?
The Doctor: Oi! Imagine it from my point of view. Last time I saw you, Jo Grant, you were what, 21, 22? It's like someone baked you.
The Doctor: Ah yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the fifteenth Funeral Fleet. I've been looking for you. Have you been telling people I'm dead?
Shansheeth: I apologise. The death notice was released a little too soon. Though I can rectify this... immediately! (blasts the Doctor with red energy) I'm so sorry for your loss, Doctor. Rest in peace!
Rani: Do you think there's lots of Jo Grants out there? You know, like the Doctor's old companions?
Sarah Jane: I do a little research, sometimes.
Clyde: What'd you Google? TARDIS?
Sarah Jane: Hey, it works.
Santiago: It's exactly like you said. You live over there, and you're...
Clyde: Just down there on the left.
Santiago: You save the world, and you just... come home.
Rani: Thing is, maybe you could do with a bit of that. See, we're fighting the Slitheen and the Trickster, and you're fighting oil barons and factories. But at the end of the day, who's waiting for you?
Clyde: I think you should start another protest, mate. Except this time, at your mum and dad. Or they might find that relations with Santiago get decidedly "Chile". (Santiago and Rani laugh) Let's pretend I never said that.
Rani: That was horrific.
Clyde: I'm ashamed of myself.
Jo: So, you've been watching me? All this time?
The Doctor: No. Because you're right. I don't look back. I can't. But the last time I was dying, I looked back on all of you. Every single one. And I was so proud.
Jo: It really is you. Isn't it?
The Doctor: Hello.
(after swapping places with the Doctor a fourth time)
Clyde: I'm getting space-sick.
The Doctor: I'm travelling with Amy now, and Rory. They got married, so I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet, which isn't what you'd think; It's not a planet for a honeymoon, it's a planet on its honeymoon. Married an asteroid.
Sarah Jane: Echoes of The Doctor, all over the world. With friends like us... He's never going to die, is he?
Clyde: Don't be stupid.
Rani: He can't be.
Tia: Last Sunday, 1700 hours, the body of a Time Lord was returned to the Earth. UNIT scientists have checked the DNA results and it's definitely him. I'm sorry, Miss Smith, for your loss. Sorry for the whole wide world because...he's gone. The Doctor's gone. He's dead.
Rani: Um, so, who else is coming?
Tia: Well, it's all been a bit of a rush. The Brigadier's stranded in Peru and Miss Shaw can't make it back from the moon base until Sunday.
Clyde: You've got a moon base? Oh, man. I am running out of reactions.
Sarah Jane: Doctor?
Rani: That's the Doctor?
Jo: What doctor? The Doctor? My Doctor?
Sarah Jane: Yeah, well, he can change his face.
Jo: Well, I know, but into a baby's?
The Doctor: Oi! Imagine it from my point of view. Last time I saw you, Jo Grant, you were what, 21, 22? It's like someone baked you.
The Doctor: Ah yes, the Claw Shansheeth of the fifteenth Funeral Fleet. I've been looking for you. Have you been telling people I'm dead?
Shansheeth: I apologise. The death notice was released a little too soon. Though I can rectify this... immediately! (blasts the Doctor with red energy) I'm so sorry for your loss, Doctor. Rest in peace!
Rani: Do you think there's lots of Jo Grants out there? You know, like the Doctor's old companions?
Sarah Jane: I do a little research, sometimes.
Clyde: What'd you Google? TARDIS?
Sarah Jane: Hey, it works.
Santiago: It's exactly like you said. You live over there, and you're...
Clyde: Just down there on the left.
Santiago: You save the world, and you just... come home.
Rani: Thing is, maybe you could do with a bit of that. See, we're fighting the Slitheen and the Trickster, and you're fighting oil barons and factories. But at the end of the day, who's waiting for you?
Clyde: I think you should start another protest, mate. Except this time, at your mum and dad. Or they might find that relations with Santiago get decidedly "Chile". (Santiago and Rani laugh) Let's pretend I never said that.
Rani: That was horrific.
Clyde: I'm ashamed of myself.
Jo: So, you've been watching me? All this time?
The Doctor: No. Because you're right. I don't look back. I can't. But the last time I was dying, I looked back on all of you. Every single one. And I was so proud.
Jo: It really is you. Isn't it?
The Doctor: Hello.
(after swapping places with the Doctor a fourth time)
Clyde: I'm getting space-sick.
The Doctor: I'm travelling with Amy now, and Rory. They got married, so I dropped them off at a honeymoon planet, which isn't what you'd think; It's not a planet for a honeymoon, it's a planet on its honeymoon. Married an asteroid.
Sarah Jane: Echoes of The Doctor, all over the world. With friends like us... He's never going to die, is he?
01 October 2014
Quotes from "The Vault of Secrets"
Rani: Why would aliens keep newspaper clippings about UFOs?
Clyde: ETs with big egos?
Ocean Waters: We're BURPSS.
Sarah Jane: Ooh. Well, better out then in, they say.
Gita: These are my my friends, Ocean and Minty.
Clyde: Sounds like a type of toothpaste.
Androvax: Somewhere there is a new planet for the Veil, a new home. It is the legacy of Androvax: A new beginning, a second genesis.
(Androvax takes over Sarah Jane's body)
Androvax: Hello again, old friend.
Gita: My dreams are never normally this exciting, except when George Clooney pops round for tea!
Clyde: ETs with big egos?
Ocean Waters: We're BURPSS.
Sarah Jane: Ooh. Well, better out then in, they say.
Gita: These are my my friends, Ocean and Minty.
Clyde: Sounds like a type of toothpaste.
Androvax: Somewhere there is a new planet for the Veil, a new home. It is the legacy of Androvax: A new beginning, a second genesis.
(Androvax takes over Sarah Jane's body)
Androvax: Hello again, old friend.
Gita: My dreams are never normally this exciting, except when George Clooney pops round for tea!
24 September 2014
Quotes from "The Nightmare Man"
Slitheen: You think you can stop me with a bucket?
Clyde: A bucket full of vinegar! (throws the vinegar at him)
Slitheen: Ohhh.... bum! (explodes)
Clyde: (about Luke) I don't get why he wants to go to Uni anyway. We've got K9 and Mr. Smith. He can learn everything from them.
Rani: He's got to meet new people, do new things. Don't you want to see the world?
Clyde: I've seen it. From space.
Nightmare Man: Children of earth, I demand you sleep. And you dream. And you fear... You will fear me.
Sarah Jane: Come on, come and sit down. And I'll tell you all about my brilliant son.
Nightmare Man: No.
Sarah Jane: His name's Luke Smith. And he's going to live, happily ever after
Nightmare Man: Noooooo!
K9: Goodbye, Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith: Goodbye, K9.
K9: You were... adequate company.
Mr. Smith: You could always contact me, if you need to.
K9: I knew you would miss me.
Mr. Smith: Goodbye, K9.
K9: (Trying to contact Luke) I regret I have insufficient power.
Mr. Smith: Perhaps I could help. If I were to connect to K9, I could boost his energy levels.
Sarah Jane: What would you ought to need, Mr. Smith? I've stuff here from planets across the universe. Mind control devices, alien implants... Just tell me what you need.
Mr. Smith: ...I need a USB lead, Sarah Jane.
Nightmare Man: (watches Rani sleep) What sweet dreams... soon change that!
Clyde: Wherever you go, whatever you do, don't forget about me. I'm still your best mate, remember?
Luke: Super alien brain, remember? I never forget anything.
Clyde: A bucket full of vinegar! (throws the vinegar at him)
Slitheen: Ohhh.... bum! (explodes)
Clyde: (about Luke) I don't get why he wants to go to Uni anyway. We've got K9 and Mr. Smith. He can learn everything from them.
Rani: He's got to meet new people, do new things. Don't you want to see the world?
Clyde: I've seen it. From space.
Nightmare Man: Children of earth, I demand you sleep. And you dream. And you fear... You will fear me.
Sarah Jane: Come on, come and sit down. And I'll tell you all about my brilliant son.
Nightmare Man: No.
Sarah Jane: His name's Luke Smith. And he's going to live, happily ever after
Nightmare Man: Noooooo!
K9: Goodbye, Mr. Smith.
Mr. Smith: Goodbye, K9.
K9: You were... adequate company.
Mr. Smith: You could always contact me, if you need to.
K9: I knew you would miss me.
Mr. Smith: Goodbye, K9.
K9: (Trying to contact Luke) I regret I have insufficient power.
Mr. Smith: Perhaps I could help. If I were to connect to K9, I could boost his energy levels.
Sarah Jane: What would you ought to need, Mr. Smith? I've stuff here from planets across the universe. Mind control devices, alien implants... Just tell me what you need.
Mr. Smith: ...I need a USB lead, Sarah Jane.
Nightmare Man: (watches Rani sleep) What sweet dreams... soon change that!
Clyde: Wherever you go, whatever you do, don't forget about me. I'm still your best mate, remember?
Luke: Super alien brain, remember? I never forget anything.
17 September 2014
Quotes from "The Gift"
Rani: That Rakweed plant could be really incredible. It could feed thousands!
Clyde: But I bet it'll still taste like salad. Like the world needs more salad.
Rani: Do you know what cynical means?
Clyde: It's what I call being realistic.
Dave: Sarah Jane Smith. How predictable.
Sarah Jane: I prefer reliable.
Sarah Jane: If the Slitheen are back, it could mean chaos on a global scale.
Luke: What do you think they're after?
Sarah Jane: Same as always, I imagine to convert the Earth into cash.
Clyde: K9, can you link to Mr. Smith?
K9: Possible, if required. However, contact with that computer interferes with this unit's synaptic circuits.
Clyde: You mean he gets on your nerves?
K9: Affirmative
Sarah Jane: You're as bad as the Slitheen.
Tree: Don't insult us! We're much worse!
Leef: They don't have our class, our vision, our good looks!
Rani: You're really gonna go through with it, aren't you? Cheating on the test. You've got no morals, have you?
Clyde: And that's why you love me.
Rani: Dream on, Clyde. Dream on.
Clyde: But I bet it'll still taste like salad. Like the world needs more salad.
Rani: Do you know what cynical means?
Clyde: It's what I call being realistic.
Dave: Sarah Jane Smith. How predictable.
Sarah Jane: I prefer reliable.
Sarah Jane: If the Slitheen are back, it could mean chaos on a global scale.
Luke: What do you think they're after?
Sarah Jane: Same as always, I imagine to convert the Earth into cash.
Clyde: K9, can you link to Mr. Smith?
K9: Possible, if required. However, contact with that computer interferes with this unit's synaptic circuits.
Clyde: You mean he gets on your nerves?
K9: Affirmative
Sarah Jane: You're as bad as the Slitheen.
Tree: Don't insult us! We're much worse!
Leef: They don't have our class, our vision, our good looks!
Rani: You're really gonna go through with it, aren't you? Cheating on the test. You've got no morals, have you?
Clyde: And that's why you love me.
Rani: Dream on, Clyde. Dream on.
10 September 2014
Quotes from "Mona Lisa's Revenge"
Rani: (regarding the Mona Lisa's "theft") There's something freaky about this.
Clyde: Oh, here we go. Just because something shady happens, it doesn't mean there's aliens behind it. When my bike got nicked, do you think it was ET the ASBO, cycling home?
Haresh: Morning, 11-T.
Rani: Someone's in trouble; That's dad's serious face.
Clyde: Yeah, like he's got any other sort!
Sarah Jane: (readies the Sonic Lipstick) Sonic scarlet, my favourite shade.
Mr. Harding: Ever since man first drew on cave walls, all any artist ever wanted to do was to breathe life into what they creation. Can't you appreciate the wonder of what has happened today?
Clyde: Can't you appreciate that she's nuts?
Mona Lisa: Standing right here, boys.
Harding: (regarding The Abomination) The story goes that it was painted by Giuseppe di Cattivo, known in fifteenth century Florence as an artist of nightmares.
Clyde: So he didn't paint fluffy lambs and bunny rabbits, then?
Mr. Harding: I've been a fool.
Mona Lisa: I could have told you that any day!
Sarah Jane: (about the Mona Lisa) A living consciousness, trapped in oil. I almost feel sorry for her.
Rani: Almost?
Sarah Jane: Well, you can go off someone after they've trapped you in a painting.
Clyde: Oh, here we go. Just because something shady happens, it doesn't mean there's aliens behind it. When my bike got nicked, do you think it was ET the ASBO, cycling home?
Haresh: Morning, 11-T.
Rani: Someone's in trouble; That's dad's serious face.
Clyde: Yeah, like he's got any other sort!
Sarah Jane: (readies the Sonic Lipstick) Sonic scarlet, my favourite shade.
Mr. Harding: Ever since man first drew on cave walls, all any artist ever wanted to do was to breathe life into what they creation. Can't you appreciate the wonder of what has happened today?
Clyde: Can't you appreciate that she's nuts?
Mona Lisa: Standing right here, boys.
Harding: (regarding The Abomination) The story goes that it was painted by Giuseppe di Cattivo, known in fifteenth century Florence as an artist of nightmares.
Clyde: So he didn't paint fluffy lambs and bunny rabbits, then?
Mr. Harding: I've been a fool.
Mona Lisa: I could have told you that any day!
Sarah Jane: (about the Mona Lisa) A living consciousness, trapped in oil. I almost feel sorry for her.
Rani: Almost?
Sarah Jane: Well, you can go off someone after they've trapped you in a painting.
03 September 2014
Quotes from "The Eternity Trap"
Toby: That's better professor. The camera doesn't do you any favours.
Professor Rivers: I heard that.
Clyde: Hey mum, just bunking down for the night in the old haunted house. We haven't seen any ghosts yet. I reckon they're on skeleton staff. We've already had dinner: We had ghoulash!
Erasmus: I'm Erasmus Darkening, Lord of magic.
Sarah Jane: You really shouldn't believe your own press, you know. Maybe people believed in magic when you were conning Lord Marchwood, that you could make gold from lead but not anymore.
Rani: How do you distract a ghost?
Clyde: You find him a pretty... ghoulfriend?
Professor Rivers: I heard that.
Clyde: Hey mum, just bunking down for the night in the old haunted house. We haven't seen any ghosts yet. I reckon they're on skeleton staff. We've already had dinner: We had ghoulash!
Erasmus: I'm Erasmus Darkening, Lord of magic.
Sarah Jane: You really shouldn't believe your own press, you know. Maybe people believed in magic when you were conning Lord Marchwood, that you could make gold from lead but not anymore.
Rani: How do you distract a ghost?
Clyde: You find him a pretty... ghoulfriend?
27 August 2014
Quotes from "The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith"
Registrar: Good afternoon, everyone, I'm the Superintendent Registrar. We are here today to witness the marriage of Sarah Jane Smith and Peter Anthony Dalton. In each other's company they have found happiness, fulfilment and love, and they wish to affirm their relationship with this marriage. Now, I have to ask this question. If any person can show just cause or impediment why they may not be joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
The Doctor: (Runs in) Stop this wedding now!
Clyde: But where is this? What's happened to the rest of the world?
K-9: Our present location: nowhere, no-when.
The Doctor: (to Luke, Clyde and Rani) Here's the answer to all your questions. Yes, that was the Trickster. Yes, we're trapped. Yes, I'm the only one who can get us out of the trap. Yes, I'm gonna bring Sarah Jane (points at Rani) and your mum and dad and all the others back safe, but I can't do any of it without you.
Clyde: You...need us?
The Doctor: Just like Sarah Jane needs you.
Rani: But my Mum and Dad, where are they?
Luke: Just go along with him running. I saw him save the world.
The Doctor: You helped me save the world, Lukey boy! Right. Come on. We can use the TARDIS. I assume everyone knows what the TARDIS is. Unless you really were not paying attention. And...Allons-y!
Clyde: We've met the Trickster before, but we've never actually found out who he is.
The Doctor: The Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe. Forever trying to break into our reality, manifest himself. He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.
Clyde: That's a good name for a band.
The Doctor: Actually, not bad. He's in eternal exile. He exists to wreak havoc.
Sarah Jane: Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you?
The Doctor: I don't know. I hope not.
Sarah Jane: Bye Doctor. Until next time.
The Doctor: Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: No-one's ever going to forget you.
(Luke, Rani and Clyde are inside the TARDIS together with Sarah Jane and The Doctor)
Sarah Jane: You came all that way for me?
The Doctor: You're so important. Not just to me. The Trickster wanted to end your story, but it goes on. The things you've done, Sarah, they're pretty impressive, but, oh, the things you're gonna do.
Luke: The future. How about we could go for a ride?
Clyde: Or back to, to the dinosaurs, yeah?
Rani: Another planet?
Sarah Jane: No way! For one thing, you were grounded by the Judoon, and your parents would never forgive me!
The Doctor: Sarah!
Rani: Sarah Jane. She doesn't like being called Sarah.
The Doctor: She does by me.
The Doctor: (to The Trickster) You look better in black. Or is white the new black?
(the group end up back in the wedding room)
Rani: How did we end up here again?
Clyde: It's a spatial loop mixed up with a temporal.
Rani: How did you work that one out?
Clyde: Well, we've been doing this for a while now. I have taken notes.
Clyde: I hope you're as good as Sarah Jane says you are.
The Doctor: Well, you know journalists, always exaggerating, but yeah, I'm pretty amazing on a good day.
The Doctor: (Runs in) Stop this wedding now!
Clyde: But where is this? What's happened to the rest of the world?
K-9: Our present location: nowhere, no-when.
The Doctor: (to Luke, Clyde and Rani) Here's the answer to all your questions. Yes, that was the Trickster. Yes, we're trapped. Yes, I'm the only one who can get us out of the trap. Yes, I'm gonna bring Sarah Jane (points at Rani) and your mum and dad and all the others back safe, but I can't do any of it without you.
Clyde: You...need us?
The Doctor: Just like Sarah Jane needs you.
Rani: But my Mum and Dad, where are they?
Luke: Just go along with him running. I saw him save the world.
The Doctor: You helped me save the world, Lukey boy! Right. Come on. We can use the TARDIS. I assume everyone knows what the TARDIS is. Unless you really were not paying attention. And...Allons-y!
Clyde: We've met the Trickster before, but we've never actually found out who he is.
The Doctor: The Trickster is a creature from beyond the universe. Forever trying to break into our reality, manifest himself. He's one of the Pantheon of Discord.
Clyde: That's a good name for a band.
The Doctor: Actually, not bad. He's in eternal exile. He exists to wreak havoc.
Sarah Jane: Is this the last time I'm ever going to see you?
The Doctor: I don't know. I hope not.
Sarah Jane: Bye Doctor. Until next time.
The Doctor: Don't forget me, Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: No-one's ever going to forget you.
(Luke, Rani and Clyde are inside the TARDIS together with Sarah Jane and The Doctor)
Sarah Jane: You came all that way for me?
The Doctor: You're so important. Not just to me. The Trickster wanted to end your story, but it goes on. The things you've done, Sarah, they're pretty impressive, but, oh, the things you're gonna do.
Luke: The future. How about we could go for a ride?
Clyde: Or back to, to the dinosaurs, yeah?
Rani: Another planet?
Sarah Jane: No way! For one thing, you were grounded by the Judoon, and your parents would never forgive me!
The Doctor: Sarah!
Rani: Sarah Jane. She doesn't like being called Sarah.
The Doctor: She does by me.
The Doctor: (to The Trickster) You look better in black. Or is white the new black?
(the group end up back in the wedding room)
Rani: How did we end up here again?
Clyde: It's a spatial loop mixed up with a temporal.
Rani: How did you work that one out?
Clyde: Well, we've been doing this for a while now. I have taken notes.
Clyde: I hope you're as good as Sarah Jane says you are.
The Doctor: Well, you know journalists, always exaggerating, but yeah, I'm pretty amazing on a good day.
20 August 2014
Quotes from "The Mad Woman in the Attic"
Clyde: Oh no, I seem to have left a really important book at Rani's house. (Pause) You're not gonna ask what book?
Luke: There isn't one. It's a trick to see if there's a clue over there.
Clyde: Lukey boy, you're learning.
Sarah Jane: I knew I should have brought Luke, he moans less than you.
Clyde: Yeah, I run faster though.
Sarah Jane: I'm sorry.
Rani: What for?
Sarah Jane: Maybe you were right to tell Sam. I spent so many years alone, I still find it difficult to trust people, but you know, they're not all out to get us and sometimes I forget that. Sometimes visitors to this world just need a friend.
K-9: Greetings, Mr Smith
Mr Smith: K-9, it's good to see you, will you be staying here now?
K-9: Affirmative
Mr Smith: (sarcastically) Oh, good.
Clyde: Sarah Jane's got this metal dog and he's trapped in this space void dimension thing stopping Earth being sucked up by a black hole.
Ship: That is rather...improbable.
Clyde: It's brilliant.
Sarah Jane: (on the phone) K-9 I'm in a spaceship under a beach on the south coast.
Sam: Yeah improbable's the word.
Sarah Jane: Mr Smith I need you
Mr Smith: Yes, Sarah Jane?
Sarah Jane: Oh well actually for once it's not you I need, I need K-9
Mr Smith: Your robot dog.
Sarah Jane: That's the one, patch me through Mr Smith.
(facing the mirror)
Rani: I'm going to end up like that, an old woman, alone. I could feel it I was
Old Rani: so lonely. I saw this, I saw this future, my future and I told myself I
Rani: won't let that happen!
Old Rani: Whatever I do I won't become
Rani: like that. I'm not going to be alone.
Old Rani: But it happened.
Adam: How?
Old Rani: Because of what I did.
Luke: There isn't one. It's a trick to see if there's a clue over there.
Clyde: Lukey boy, you're learning.
Sarah Jane: I knew I should have brought Luke, he moans less than you.
Clyde: Yeah, I run faster though.
Sarah Jane: I'm sorry.
Rani: What for?
Sarah Jane: Maybe you were right to tell Sam. I spent so many years alone, I still find it difficult to trust people, but you know, they're not all out to get us and sometimes I forget that. Sometimes visitors to this world just need a friend.
K-9: Greetings, Mr Smith
Mr Smith: K-9, it's good to see you, will you be staying here now?
K-9: Affirmative
Mr Smith: (sarcastically) Oh, good.
Clyde: Sarah Jane's got this metal dog and he's trapped in this space void dimension thing stopping Earth being sucked up by a black hole.
Ship: That is rather...improbable.
Clyde: It's brilliant.
Sarah Jane: (on the phone) K-9 I'm in a spaceship under a beach on the south coast.
Sam: Yeah improbable's the word.
Sarah Jane: Mr Smith I need you
Mr Smith: Yes, Sarah Jane?
Sarah Jane: Oh well actually for once it's not you I need, I need K-9
Mr Smith: Your robot dog.
Sarah Jane: That's the one, patch me through Mr Smith.
(facing the mirror)
Rani: I'm going to end up like that, an old woman, alone. I could feel it I was
Old Rani: so lonely. I saw this, I saw this future, my future and I told myself I
Rani: won't let that happen!
Old Rani: Whatever I do I won't become
Rani: like that. I'm not going to be alone.
Old Rani: But it happened.
Adam: How?
Old Rani: Because of what I did.
13 August 2014
Quotes from "Prisoner of the Judoon"
Sarah Jane: Humans don't matter, under the articles of the Shadow Proclamation we barely exist; too primitive.
Clyde: You know a planet could start to get a complex.
Clyde: So what was that? A meteor or a comet or something really cool, please tell me it was something cool.
Luke: A body entering the Earth's atmosphere generates temperatures in excess of 1600 degrees centigrade. No way was it something cool, Clyde.
Clyde: Yeah, yeah, still got a long way to go with that humour thing, my young padawan.
Tybo: (regarding Androvax) Prisoner was secured. I do not answer to humans.
Sarah Jane: You crashed and let some creature that has already destroyed 12 planets loose on our world. I think you answer to all of us, Captain Tybo.
Rani: Think! What would Luke do?
Clyde: I don't know. I get by on good looks and one liners. I'm not supposed to understand all this techie stuff.
Rani: Yeah, I know you're the cool one but cool isn't much help right now.
(Haresh tries to pick the lock on a door)
Gita: Haresh my love, don't take this the wrong way, but you're more like Jamie Oliver then James Bond.
Haresh: What's that supposed to mean?
Gita: Well, you're more suited to piccalilli then picking locks, aren't you?
Clyde: You know a planet could start to get a complex.
Clyde: So what was that? A meteor or a comet or something really cool, please tell me it was something cool.
Luke: A body entering the Earth's atmosphere generates temperatures in excess of 1600 degrees centigrade. No way was it something cool, Clyde.
Clyde: Yeah, yeah, still got a long way to go with that humour thing, my young padawan.
Tybo: (regarding Androvax) Prisoner was secured. I do not answer to humans.
Sarah Jane: You crashed and let some creature that has already destroyed 12 planets loose on our world. I think you answer to all of us, Captain Tybo.
Rani: Think! What would Luke do?
Clyde: I don't know. I get by on good looks and one liners. I'm not supposed to understand all this techie stuff.
Rani: Yeah, I know you're the cool one but cool isn't much help right now.
(Haresh tries to pick the lock on a door)
Gita: Haresh my love, don't take this the wrong way, but you're more like Jamie Oliver then James Bond.
Haresh: What's that supposed to mean?
Gita: Well, you're more suited to piccalilli then picking locks, aren't you?
06 August 2014
Quotes from "From Raxacoricofallapatorius With Love"
Sarah Jane: You may have the upper hand, but I've still got my Sonic Lipstick.
Ranius Slitheen: Whatever next? The bionic blusher?
Ranius Slitheen: How could you do this to me? You're just a woman and a bunch of kids!
Sarah Jane: Yes, you're right, that's exactly what we are. And we protect this planet from an attic in Ealing! Remember that, on your way out.
Sarah Jane: ...and it's goodnight from him.
Ranius Slitheen: Whatever next? The bionic blusher?
Ranius Slitheen: How could you do this to me? You're just a woman and a bunch of kids!
Sarah Jane: Yes, you're right, that's exactly what we are. And we protect this planet from an attic in Ealing! Remember that, on your way out.
Sarah Jane: ...and it's goodnight from him.
30 July 2014
Quotes from "Enemy of the Bane"
Clyde: That's Mrs Wormwood. I thought you said she was an ugly bug eyed squid thing.
Mrs. Wormwood: Children, they have no respect.
Rani: You mean the government's known about aliens all this time? Ever since Roswell? All they've been doing is lying to us?
Sarah Jane: Hardly since Roswell. Queen Victoria knew about aliens.
Rani: I bet she wasn't amused!
Sarah Jane: No, I don't think she was.
Sarah Jane: Mrs. Wormwood. Still hiding out in factories, I see?
Mrs. Wormwood: Sarah Jane Smith. Still involving children in your dangerous games.
Mrs Wormwood: We Bane have a saying, the sweetest delicacy is the tongue of an enemy that has looked at you and licked his lips
Clyde: I am now officially a vegetarian.
Major Kilburn: With respect, Sir Alistair, UNIT has had to adapt to the challenges of a more hostile Universe.
The Brigadier: In my day we took on Daleks, Cybermen, Autons, Zygons, all manner of space thuggery and it doesn't get more hostile than that.
Gita: Haven't you been in my shop?
Miss Wormwood: No, I despise flowers.
(Luke talks about his dream of Miss Wormwood appearing in his room)
Sarah Jane: It was just a dream.
Luke: But I don't dream. I never have.
Sarah Jane: She thinks kidnapping Luke will stop me coming after her. If she thinks that, then Mrs. Wormwood really doesn't understand motherhood!
Mrs. Wormwood: This is it. The resting place of Horath. The birthplace of a new galactic eon: The age of Wormwood!
Kaagh: And Kaagh.
Mrs. Wormwood: If you really want the empire to sound like a firm of solicitors.
Kaagh: No one comes between a Sontaran warrior and his prize of vengeance.
Mrs Wormwood: Except you're no longer a warrior, are you? "Kaagh the Slayer"? Kaagh the shambles, more like.
Mrs Wormwood: The age of Wormwood approaches.
Mrs. Wormwood: Children, they have no respect.
Rani: You mean the government's known about aliens all this time? Ever since Roswell? All they've been doing is lying to us?
Sarah Jane: Hardly since Roswell. Queen Victoria knew about aliens.
Rani: I bet she wasn't amused!
Sarah Jane: No, I don't think she was.
Sarah Jane: Mrs. Wormwood. Still hiding out in factories, I see?
Mrs. Wormwood: Sarah Jane Smith. Still involving children in your dangerous games.
Mrs Wormwood: We Bane have a saying, the sweetest delicacy is the tongue of an enemy that has looked at you and licked his lips
Clyde: I am now officially a vegetarian.
Major Kilburn: With respect, Sir Alistair, UNIT has had to adapt to the challenges of a more hostile Universe.
The Brigadier: In my day we took on Daleks, Cybermen, Autons, Zygons, all manner of space thuggery and it doesn't get more hostile than that.
Gita: Haven't you been in my shop?
Miss Wormwood: No, I despise flowers.
(Luke talks about his dream of Miss Wormwood appearing in his room)
Sarah Jane: It was just a dream.
Luke: But I don't dream. I never have.
Sarah Jane: She thinks kidnapping Luke will stop me coming after her. If she thinks that, then Mrs. Wormwood really doesn't understand motherhood!
Mrs. Wormwood: This is it. The resting place of Horath. The birthplace of a new galactic eon: The age of Wormwood!
Kaagh: And Kaagh.
Mrs. Wormwood: If you really want the empire to sound like a firm of solicitors.
Kaagh: No one comes between a Sontaran warrior and his prize of vengeance.
Mrs Wormwood: Except you're no longer a warrior, are you? "Kaagh the Slayer"? Kaagh the shambles, more like.
Mrs Wormwood: The age of Wormwood approaches.
09 July 2014
Quotes from "The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith"
Clyde: Someone must have grabbed Sarah Jane. We should make a list of all her enemies.
Rani: Good idea. That should only take about fifteen years.
Luke: (to Sarah Jane) I can see this is what old people call 'making your own entertainment'.
Rani: Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: How did you get here?
Rani: Long story.
Barbara Smith: Why did you call her that?
Rani: I did it again.
Barbara Smith: Who are you and why did you call her Sarah Jane?
Mrs. King: What on earth was she wearing? Can that really be the fashion in the Punjab?
Mrs. King: (As Rani enters the village hall in modern attire) Oh. Oh my goodness.
Rani: Yes. Hello. Ethnic person in the 50's. Hi. Listen please it's important.
Eddie Smith: Not another one.
Rani: I'm looking for Sarah Jane Smith.
Eddie Smith: What? (points to baby in pram) But what do you want her for, she's right there.
Rani: Good idea. That should only take about fifteen years.
Luke: (to Sarah Jane) I can see this is what old people call 'making your own entertainment'.
Rani: Sarah Jane.
Sarah Jane: How did you get here?
Rani: Long story.
Barbara Smith: Why did you call her that?
Rani: I did it again.
Barbara Smith: Who are you and why did you call her Sarah Jane?
Mrs. King: What on earth was she wearing? Can that really be the fashion in the Punjab?
Mrs. King: (As Rani enters the village hall in modern attire) Oh. Oh my goodness.
Rani: Yes. Hello. Ethnic person in the 50's. Hi. Listen please it's important.
Eddie Smith: Not another one.
Rani: I'm looking for Sarah Jane Smith.
Eddie Smith: What? (points to baby in pram) But what do you want her for, she's right there.
02 July 2014
Quotes from "The Mark of the Berserker"
Jacob: I think it's evil.
Rani: Dad can we have Chineese?
Rani's dad: I hate Chineese.
Rani: Please dad.
Rani's dad: Ok we'll have Chineese.
Clyde: It's not a sleepover.
Luke: I don't understand.
Clyde: We're not girls. It's not a sleepover, you're just staying the weekend!
Luke: And I'll be sleeping over at yours! Therefore it's a sleepover!
Clyde: I never know if you're being serious or not.
Clyde: If it wasn't for me, all these people, they wouldn't be here! I've saved them loads of times and they don't know!
Paul: OK... is this some sort of trading card thing?
Clyde: Don't you believe me?
Paul: No, no, I'm not saying that. It's just you and this Luke, the two of you, saving the world.
Clyde: You don't know what we've seen! Slitheen, Sontarans, we've stopped them, all of them.
Paul: You and Luke?
Clyde: You don't believe me, do you? Fine, I'll prove it to you!
(Carla throws Clyde an apron and he gets up to go to the kitchen.)
Luke: You cook?
Clyde: Yeah, it's Mum's new thing.
Luke: (suprised) You cook?
Carla: Oh, my baby boy's a demon in the kitchen.
Rani: (On Alan) Oh. Just one of Luke's geeky mates
Alan: Geeky. Thanks for that Rani!
Clyde: There's a lot of my dad in me, I saw that today. And I think... I think if it wasn't for you lot, I'd be weaker, like him.
Sarah Jane: And I think you underestimate yourself.
Rani: Maria.
Maria: Hi. Rani, yeah? Luke's told me all about you. How are you finding the whole alien thing?
Rani: Yeah, it's cool. Alright, it's more then that. It's... uber-cool!
Maria: Tell me about it.
Rani: Dad can we have Chineese?
Rani's dad: I hate Chineese.
Rani: Please dad.
Rani's dad: Ok we'll have Chineese.
Clyde: It's not a sleepover.
Luke: I don't understand.
Clyde: We're not girls. It's not a sleepover, you're just staying the weekend!
Luke: And I'll be sleeping over at yours! Therefore it's a sleepover!
Clyde: I never know if you're being serious or not.
Clyde: If it wasn't for me, all these people, they wouldn't be here! I've saved them loads of times and they don't know!
Paul: OK... is this some sort of trading card thing?
Clyde: Don't you believe me?
Paul: No, no, I'm not saying that. It's just you and this Luke, the two of you, saving the world.
Clyde: You don't know what we've seen! Slitheen, Sontarans, we've stopped them, all of them.
Paul: You and Luke?
Clyde: You don't believe me, do you? Fine, I'll prove it to you!
(Carla throws Clyde an apron and he gets up to go to the kitchen.)
Luke: You cook?
Clyde: Yeah, it's Mum's new thing.
Luke: (suprised) You cook?
Carla: Oh, my baby boy's a demon in the kitchen.
Rani: (On Alan) Oh. Just one of Luke's geeky mates
Alan: Geeky. Thanks for that Rani!
Clyde: There's a lot of my dad in me, I saw that today. And I think... I think if it wasn't for you lot, I'd be weaker, like him.
Sarah Jane: And I think you underestimate yourself.
Rani: Maria.
Maria: Hi. Rani, yeah? Luke's told me all about you. How are you finding the whole alien thing?
Rani: Yeah, it's cool. Alright, it's more then that. It's... uber-cool!
Maria: Tell me about it.
11 June 2014
Quotes from "Secrets of the Stars"
Martin: Some years ago, you travelled far and wide. And oh, the things you have seen! There was a man, a very special man. No, no, let me think. It wasn't a romance, no, it was something much, much more than that. He taught you so much. There was laughter and adventure, and you prayed that your time with him would never, ever end. But then suddenly he left you. The man was lonely. A scientist? No, a doctor. The Doctor. Am I right?
Sarah Jane: Yes you are, but tell me right now, how do you know that?
Martin: It's all in your stars! And there's Jupiter in your 12th house. You are the keeper of secrets!
Sarah Jane: If you're so clever, tell me about the future.
Martin: If you want, but oh, I'm afraid Saturn is transecting Taurus. You have fought many battles in your life, you're about to fight another, but this time it will be different. This time Sarah Jane, you lose.
Sarah Jane: I can't even have one night out without something weird happening.
Martin Trueman: You really think anything up there has any influence down here?
Rani: Come on, Clyde, everyone checks their stars. I'm Aries, confident, a great leader. What sign are you?
Clyde: Look I'm not getting into this.
Luke: His birthday's June the 5th.
Rani: Right. Gemini. Funny, popular.
Clyde: Oh yeah? There is something in it.
Rani: Lazy, shallow.
Clyde: There you see, it's rubbish.
Mr Smith: Nothing is happening, nothing is happening...
Truman: Welcome to the new world.
Mr Smith: Nothing is happening, nothing is happening...
Clyde: Sarah Jane you must be destroyed.
(Clyde raises his hand it starts to glow)
Mr Smith: Nothing is happening, nothing is happening...
Clyde: I'm sorry Sarah Jane that you've pushed me to destroy you.
Luke: No Clyde, this is not you.
Clyde: Oh no no no! Trueman's knicked my mobile! I've got no mobile! I'm nobody! I'm no-one! I don't exist! It's a social disaster.
Rani: Have you made an appointment?
Sarah Jane: Oh no, this is going to be an old-fashioned foot-in-the-door job.
Rani: Need another pair of feet?
Martin: How have you done this?
Luke: I wasn't born. I have no birthday.
Clyde: No star sign.
Luke: So astrology doesn't work on me. The circle was like an electrical circuit. I broke it.
Rani: Like you did before, you touched Clyde. It shorted the power!
Martin: What are you?
Sarah Jane: He's my son, and he's the centre of my universe.
Sarah Jane: Clyde, you know me, I am never going to submit. I am going to fight this thing, send it back and if I have to, I'll destroy it.
Sarah Jane: Yes you are, but tell me right now, how do you know that?
Martin: It's all in your stars! And there's Jupiter in your 12th house. You are the keeper of secrets!
Sarah Jane: If you're so clever, tell me about the future.
Martin: If you want, but oh, I'm afraid Saturn is transecting Taurus. You have fought many battles in your life, you're about to fight another, but this time it will be different. This time Sarah Jane, you lose.
Sarah Jane: I can't even have one night out without something weird happening.
Martin Trueman: You really think anything up there has any influence down here?
Rani: Come on, Clyde, everyone checks their stars. I'm Aries, confident, a great leader. What sign are you?
Clyde: Look I'm not getting into this.
Luke: His birthday's June the 5th.
Rani: Right. Gemini. Funny, popular.
Clyde: Oh yeah? There is something in it.
Rani: Lazy, shallow.
Clyde: There you see, it's rubbish.
Mr Smith: Nothing is happening, nothing is happening...
Truman: Welcome to the new world.
Mr Smith: Nothing is happening, nothing is happening...
Clyde: Sarah Jane you must be destroyed.
(Clyde raises his hand it starts to glow)
Mr Smith: Nothing is happening, nothing is happening...
Clyde: I'm sorry Sarah Jane that you've pushed me to destroy you.
Luke: No Clyde, this is not you.
Clyde: Oh no no no! Trueman's knicked my mobile! I've got no mobile! I'm nobody! I'm no-one! I don't exist! It's a social disaster.
Rani: Have you made an appointment?
Sarah Jane: Oh no, this is going to be an old-fashioned foot-in-the-door job.
Rani: Need another pair of feet?
Martin: How have you done this?
Luke: I wasn't born. I have no birthday.
Clyde: No star sign.
Luke: So astrology doesn't work on me. The circle was like an electrical circuit. I broke it.
Rani: Like you did before, you touched Clyde. It shorted the power!
Martin: What are you?
Sarah Jane: He's my son, and he's the centre of my universe.
Sarah Jane: Clyde, you know me, I am never going to submit. I am going to fight this thing, send it back and if I have to, I'll destroy it.
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