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Quotes from "The Impossible Astronaut"

Amy: "The personal intervention of the King, the unnamed Doctor was incarcerated without trial in the Tower of London."
Rory: Okay, but it doesn't have to be him.
Amy: "According to contemporary accounts, two nights later a magical sphere some 20' across was seen floating away from the Tower, bearing the mysterious Doctor aloft."
Rory: Okay, it's him.

Rory: Hey, nice hat.
The Doctor: I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

Amy: So what's been happening? Because you've been up to something.
The Doctor: I've been running. Faster than I've ever run. And I've been running my whole life. Now it's time for me to stop.

Rory: So when are we going to 1969?
Amy: And since when do you drink wine?
The Doctor: I'm 1103, I must've drunk it sometime. (spits it out) Oh, white's horrid. I--I--I thought it would taste more like the gum.
Amy: 1103? You were 908 the last time we saw you.
The Doctor: And you've put on a couple of pounds. I wasn't going to mention it.

Amy: You're okay. How can you be okay?
The Doctor: Hey, of course I'm okay. I'm always okay, I'm the King of Okay. Oh, that's a rubbish title, forget that title. Rory the Roman, that's a good title. Hello, Rory.

The Doctor: Now, then, Canton Everett Delaware the Third. That was his name, eh? How many of those can there be? Well, three, I suppose.

The Doctor: I'm being extremely clever up here and there's no one to stand around looking impressed. What's the point in having you all?

The Doctor: Time isn't a straight line, it's all bumpy-wumpy. There's loads of boring stuff, like Sundays and Tuesdays, and Thursday afternoon. But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything's possible. TARDIS can't resist them, like a moth to a flame. She likes a party, so I give her 1969, NASA, because that's space in the 60s. And Canton Delaware Everett III, and this is where she's pointing.

Amy: Trust me.
The Doctor: Okay.
Amy: You have to do this. And you can't ask why.
The Doctor: Are you being threatened? Is someone making you say that?
Amy: No.
The Doctor: You're lying.
Amy: I'm not lying.
The Doctor: Swear to me. Swear to me on something that matters.
Amy: Fish fingers and custard.
The Doctor: My life in your hands. Amelia Pond.

President Richard Nixon: You were my second choice, Mr. Delaware.
Canton Delaware: That's okay. You're my second choice for President, Mr. Nixon.

River Song: Richard Milhouse Nixon. Vietnam, Watergate. Some good stuff, too.
The Doctor: Not enough.
River Song: Hippie.
The Doctor: Archaeologist.

President Richard Nixon: Who are they? And what is that box?
The Doctor: It's a police box, can't you read? I'm your new undercover agent, on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name: The Doctor. (indicates Amy, Rory, River) These are my top operatives, The Legs, The Nose, and Mrs. Robinson.
River Song: I hate you.
The Doctor: No you don't.

Canton Delaware: How'd you get it in here? I mean, you didn't carry it in.
The Doctor: Clever, eh?
Canton Delaware: Love it.
Carl: Do not compliment the intruder!
Canton Delaware: Five minutes?
The Doctor: Five.
Carl: Mr. President, that man is a clear and present danger.
Canton Delaware: Mr. President, that man walked in here with a big blue box and three of his friends. (indicates Carl) And that's the man he walked past. One of them's worth listening to. I say we give him five minutes. See if he delivers.
The Doctor: Thanks, Canton.
Canton Delaware: If he doesn't, I'll shoot him myself.
The Doctor: Not so thanks.

The Doctor: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers, and a fez.
Canton Delaware: Get him his maps.

The Doctor: Jefferson isn't a girl's name. It's not her name, either. Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton, River!
River Song: Surnames of three of America's Founding Fathers.
The Doctor: Lovely fellows. Two of them fancied me.

The Doctor: And Doctor Song, you've got that face on again.
River Song: What face?
The Doctor: The "he's hot when he's clever" face.
River Song: This is my normal face.
The Doctor: Yes, it is.
River Song: Oh, shut up.
The Doctor: Not a chance.

Amy: Okay, but why would anyone want to trap us?
The Doctor: Ah, let's see if anyone tries to kill us and work backwards.

Amy: But why? If you can make it all the way to Earth, why steal technology that could barely make it to the Moon?
The Doctor: Maybe because it's cooler. Look how cool this stuff is.
Amy: Cool aliens?
The Doctor: Well, what would you call me?
Amy: An alien.

The Doctor: Be careful.
River Song: Careful. Tried that once. Ever so dull.
The Doctor: Shout if you get in trouble.
River Song: Don't worry. I'm quite the screamer. Now there's a spoiler for you.
Canton Delaware: What's going on?
The Doctor: Uhh, nothing. She's just a friend.
Rory: I think he's talking about the possible alien incursion.

The Doctor: Rory, would you mind going with her?
Rory: Yeah. A bit.
The Doctor: Then I'd appreciate it more.
Rory: Hang on, River. I'm coming too.

Rory: What's through there?
River Song: No idea.
Rory: Something bad?
River Song: Almost definitely.
Rory: You're going to open it, aren't you?
River Song: Well, it's locked. How's a girl supposed to resist?
Rory: Is this sensible?
River Song: God, I hope not.

Rory: What did you mean, what you said to Amy? "There's a worse day coming for you."
River Song: When I first met the Doctor, a long long time ago, he knew all about me. Think about that. Impressionable young girl, suddenly this man just drops out of the sky. He's clever and mad and wonderful, and knows every last thing about her. Imagine what that does to a girl.
Rory: I don't really have to.
River Song: Trouble is, it's all back to front. My past is his future. We're travelling in opposite directions. Every time we meet, I know him more, he knows me less. I live for the days when I see him. But I know that every time I do, I'm one step further away. The day's coming when I'll look into that man's eyes, my Doctor, and he won't have the faintest idea who I am. And I think it's going to kill me.

River Song/The Impossible Astronaut Wallpaper

I was in the mood to make another wallpaper and you seem to like the ones with River a lot, so here is another one with River in "The Impossible Astronaut".

Amy's abduction

I think most of the Who Fans out there have seen the first half of series 6 now and I can talk about Amy's abduction without spoiling the episodes for you.

Have you also asked yourself when the hell Amy was abducted?
I think it's hard to say when exactly it happened but it must have been before the episode "Day of the Moon" because that is the first time Amy sees the eye-patch lady. We now know that she sees her only because she lies in this - how would you call it - container thing and her consciousness is inside her Ganger and the eye-patch lady looks inside there and causes some interference in the psychic link.
I can't remember right now if the Doctor scanned Amy for pregnancy in the "Impossible Astronaut" but I think it was in "Day of the Moon" and he got this strange readings. That is also a sign for Ganger Amy.
Maybe her abduction was still earlier between the Christmas Special and "The Impossible Astronaut". We still don't know exactly how she was abducted and I don't really know if it was the eye-patch lady or if she had help from someone else. Maybe the Silence helped her. Who knows?
Something else I find puzzling is, how they have known about Amy's pregnancy? They must have monitored her somehow but then it's the question again, how they have done that?
We got some answers in "A Good Man goes to War" concerning River but I think Steven Moffat has given us more new questions to consider than answers.

Tell me your thoughts about all of this when you like and I would be happy when you vote in my new poll concerning Amy's abduction.

Series 6 Episodes 1 & 2: The Impossible Astronaut & Day of the Moon

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If you don't want to know what happens in the first two episodes you should stop reading now!
In the other case you're welcome to continue reading.
 
Episode 1: The Impossible Astronaut
Amy, Rory and River get invitations to a meeting in Utah. When they arrive they meet the Doctor who is now 200 years older than the last time they have seen him. Amy sees something during a picnic  they have at a lake but forgets about it especially when an astronaut comes out of the water and kills the Doctor. They meet the younger Doctor at a Diner and can't tell him about what will happen to him in the future. The Tardis brings them into the Oval Office of the White House where they investigate the strange phone calls President Nixon gets from a girl. The hunt for the girl begins and there are still this strange creatures.
 
Episode 2: Day of the Moon
The Ex-FBI agent Canton Delaware who helped the Doctor with the myterious phone calls has him locked up in Area 51 and is now chasing his companions. He has forgotten what has happend because the Silence erased his memories of it. These aliens have been on earth for a long time now but nobody knew they were there. Now the Doctor and his companions try to unravel the secret that lies behind these strange aliens and what they want on earth.